Do you guys remember Dustin from Zoey 101?
Well I was looking at old Nickelodeon pictures of stars today and
My
fucking
God
SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE PAYING ME FOR AN OVARY TRANSPLANT
(Source: thewaydanandphilsmile, via owls-and-shit)
i bought these straws that are for milkand when you drink the milk it gives it strawberry flavouring and i’m going to try it with pepsi instead
ATTENTION TUMBLR
IF YOU COME UP WITH A CRAZY IDEA LIKE THIS
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
STRAWBERRY PEPSI IS FUCKING DELICIOUS
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‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
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How we imagine most English people speak.
How most English people actually speak.
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‘also didn’t wish for a hundred more wishes dumbass’
UHHH, have you fucking SEEN Aladdin, because you may have missed the bit where Genie says, ‘No wishing for more wishes.’
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